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Royal Cafe

Burger king, fancy way of informing your date that you are getting fast food instead of a real restaraunt

hey baby lets go on a date, we can go to this awesome fancy place called the Royal Cafe, and you can ordera nything you want from their menu, ANYTHING you want baby...

by mid3vil April 29, 2011

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Royal Wedding

Simply say these two words to a British person and they will either pee themself or pass out from excitement.

"Did you hear about Prince William marrying Kate Middleton? It's gonna be an awesome Royal Wedding!"

"OH EM GEE" *faint*

by Frithdog April 18, 2011

10πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


battle royale

a kind of muffin sold in sparducks made of flowers. very common breakfast for antarticans. comes in many flavors.

ARTSCIs: "wow, battle royale is so good! i wanna eat it all the time!"
SCI '09: "get the fuck outta Queen's."

by confucius October 31, 2005

7πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Royal Flush

Call that trumps someone's "fives", allowing you to take the seat they just vacated.

Dude, why'd you take my seat, I called fives?
My Royal Flush beat out your fives, so piss off.

by Calico August 4, 2007

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Royal Dutchie

The Best Marijuana weed smoked out of a bowl, bong, blunt, wrap, joint, eg.

Yo man, I got that Royal Dutchie.

by ImAStar May 8, 2015

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


royal consort

A royal consort is a woman who is used for sexual gratification among a royal family a person who is matted with frequently for the mans pleasure the woman’s enjoyment and in fact her wants and needs are completely irrelevant it is only the man who is using her body to achieve orgasm that matters

King Louis really liked the appearance of Sara so commanded her family to give her to him to be used as his royal consort whenever he was horny

by Chauvinisticbastard December 3, 2021

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


the royal we

A must to avoid. Use the editorial we, if necessary, but only if absolutely necessary.

We live in a democratic society

by big foot mae June 9, 2004

15πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž