ZSS (Zazi Shrek Sex)

Sex which happens between two male teenagers while one of them screams “JA” over and over again. Unfortunately this form of intercourse lasts for a short amount of time but can stop most arguments making up for it.

The argument ending ZSS (Zazi Shrek Sex) between the two teens ended shortly as one of their JA screams started to fade away.

Hop on Shrek the Third

A term used to denote the action of pouring mud into a woman's pussy. Often used by women during lesbian sex.

Helen: "look out jenny! I'm about to hop on shrek the third!"
Jenny: "oh yeah! pour it good!"

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Write a love letter to Shrek

To defecate; To void feces from the bowels; to void excrement from the bowels through the anus; to take a shit

I only had 15 minutes for break, so instead of taking a nice walk in the sunshine, I decided to write a love letter to Shrek.

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shrek x lord farquad

The sexiest couple in the city

man shrek x lord farquad is cool

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National Hot Shrek Day

It's the day where you be shrek or date that sexy beast😏

Hey its national hot shrek day
OMG

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Little green Shrek raviolis

A mass delusion. Many Australians have distinct memories of little green Shrek raviolis. Some cases also include delusions of little green Shrek tongs specifically used for eating the raviolis.

"are you thinking about the little green Shrek raviolis again?"
"Yeah, I just can't get them out of my head, they feel so real, y'know?"

Shrek Swamp Discord Server

The shrek swamp discord server is a sussy amogus discord server staring kelshay, stinky blue cheese, anmolian, Tmoggy doggy, and sussy Revanth boi 27

The shrek swamp discord server is rather sus ඞ