Fob slap

The act of screaming "Du ma!" like a fob, then pulling a soggy, wet, greasy, cold, stanky eggroll out of ones pocket and shoving it into anothers mouth while they are trying to talk. Then violently slap the victim till satisfied.

girl: do you have s-i-l-v-e-r-w-a-r-e?...
guy: DU MA!!!
*fob slap*
girl: ow wtf!...oh hell naw. i've just been fob slapped. fml.

boogar slap

The act of bitch slapping someone so hard boogars, and spit fly from the face of the unsuspecting foe.

Damn bro Rick just boogar slapped the shit out of that dude!!

slapping the weasel

Having sexual intercourse.

Ricky: Where's Paul?
Russell: He's round Adelenes slapping the weasel.

mud slap

the act of partaking in anal sex, then pulling out and slapping your partner across the face with your feces-covered penis. See wordDaniel Pecevich/word.

That whore didn't like it when I mudslapped her. I was drunk though.

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slap the bag

A symbolic gesture of slapping a bag of wine before proceeding to take a pull directly from the nozzle. Usually done in attempt of asking the hangover gods for protection the next morning.

"Hey man, can I get a pull of that franzia?"
"Fuck yeah, but don't forget to slap the bag first."

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Downs Slap

The art of slapping someone using a "Downs" Hand, thus resulting in the victim having to make you a pie. i.e. an insult

Jake was pissing me off, so i gave him a swift downs slap to his left cheek. He walked straight to the kitchen and immediately started on my banana creme pie.

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penile slap

A slap in the face with a penis - also known as PLAP for short

My boyfriend gave me a penile slap last night, he is such a bar-steward!

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