Seasonal Hoes

Friends that only talk to you when they are having a problem or got no one else to talk to.

Friends that come to you like an ex when they want dick/pussy

Half my friends are seasonal hoes.

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lamp season

When a girl needs perfect lighting to send an ass pic aka lamp szn. Not too dark but not too light just the perfect lighting.

“It’s always lamp season for shotties”
“Is it lamp season tonight?”
“Can i borrow your lamp for lamp season”

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Twelvie Season

School Holiday, vacation, when all the high school students go on break from school.

When all the Twelvies are out of school.

Friend 1: Ugh, there's so many people in the shops today.
Friend 2: Yeah, its Twelvie Season

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Single Season

During the school months, begins August and ends in June. This season is the opposite of cuffing season but it's where people don't want to get into a relationship and mostly stays on focus with bettering themselves in school, gym, etc.

Jennifer: Want me to hook you up with anybody form our school?
Sydney: No thanks it's single season

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Corvette Season

The season after winter when people start driving their Corvettes again

This snow is giving me the blues, I cannot wait until Corvette Season so I can drive my Corvette again!

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season song

A season song is a terribly long song usually consisting of a slower tempo and unnecessarily sappy love-induced lyrics. These songs seem to be so long, that it feels like every season has passed you by while listening to said song. These songs are insanely popular on shows such as American Idol.

I can tell this is going to be a season song, I want to hibernate already!

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Dry season

When it doesn't rain

Wow it's a dry season it hasn't rain for a month

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