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When you enter your partners ‘magical portal’ from behind, after indulging in Shrooms for an evening, you then grab their neck firmly with two hands and choke them until they turn blue!
Want to get secret smurfed tonight?
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When a drunken man wanders into a bar and leaves with what he assumes is a women. He is so drunk that he doesn't realize that underneath its clothes is a winky. So when he wakes up in the morning he looks under the coveres to reveal the box of secrets.
When Nick hiked up the skirt of who he thought was a beautiful women, he discovered a box of secrets.
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Sex acts; refers to the sounds of sex as heard from another room.
" Sounds like Bob and Sheila next door are having a secret war again."
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having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser
What a secret squirrel that guy is!
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double the fun and excitement of a regular secret, this secret contains not one, but a wopping TWO, thats right, TWO secrets. double for your money. better then all the rest because it packs double the kick.
Guunter: spsps whisper spsspspsp (first time).
Guunter: spsps whisper spspspspp (second time).
Jamal: Whooaoaoaoa! WHAT? TWO!!?!?! DUUUUUUUDE that was a double secret. man, your so cool.
Guunter: affirmative.
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Any show that you like/liked yet would take the fact to your grave that you actually watched/watch it.
If Bob were to know my secret show was The Amanda Show he'd kick my ass
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When a man sneak up behind another person and lodges their sack (testicles) up another person's chimney(anus/rectum)
Dude, he just totally Secret Santa'd her!
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