Ioll smack

A phrase used to describe a hyped up situation in which any man woman or child iollan is participating in one of the following activities.
(A) flakin
(B) shnarfin
(C) being generally iollan

Ioll smack you mad fucking geeserree, we stonchin tonight??

bogaty smack

Cheap strong Polish lager, preferably from a corner shop. Derived from the Polish for "rich flavour" found on one particular brand

Jesus Christ I'm hanging, and I only had 3 cans of bogaty smack

Here's a tenner, go get some milk and while you're at it go get some bogaty smack

triple smack

When someone is preaching some bs back to back to back. Smack smack smack

When the tool you went to college with hates Biden, loves the patriarchy, is anti vax and you wish you could triple smack them, a smack for each offense.

pooter smack

a smack on the vagina...... used for girls..... best to give a pooter smack when some one isnt expecting it

i just gave you a pooter smack!!!!

smack and cheese

(noun) When someone makes you a bowl of Mac and cheese, then smacks it in your face.

Ex. Of Smack and Cheese, Smacking a bowl of macaroni and cheese in o friends/enemies' face
"Here's your mac and cheese..." *smack*

"That's so cheesy, thanks for smack and cheesing me!"

Smack Daniels

A drink comprised of half Smirnoff vodka and half Jack Daniels

Your brother just threw up all over the lawn after half a glass of Smack Daniels

table smack

when you get so mad you have to smack the damn table

me: if u say that again ima table smack
her: NO NO NO NO NO