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Tapping the GayTM

The concept of drawing donations from an oppressed minority by promising them their rights but not delivering them, all the while asking for ever more money. Named for Pres. Barack Obama's vaporware promises to the gay community during his Election Campaign.

"We have to stop giving money to this car salesman of a president or he'll just keep tapping the GayTM."

by CPL. JX December 23, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


bag tap

When the scrotum taps the genital area of a partner while thrusting during doggie style intercourse.

Steve was pounding Kristen's anus so hard that the bag tap sounded like domestic violence.

by Assworth January 1, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gooch Tap

A Gooch Tap is when someone gets a cylinder object and WHAM taps a dude right in the Gooch..Slightly missing the ball area. This can cause a sharpening pain.. BEWARE THE GOOCH TAP

My cousin tapped me in the gooch with a flashlight and loudly screamed, GOOCH TAP BITCH!

I walked past this hot bitch and she tapped my goocch

by Billiam Molnar January 23, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tapping the Stache

When a man with a mustache gets mouth-fucked or deep-throated.

"Those assholes took all my beer and then mouth-fucked me! In my mouth while I have a mustache! Also known as 'tapping the stache!'"

by Free Muffins August 28, 2009

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Cold Tap

Something you run serious wounds under after being attacked by "muggers"

"Its perfectly alright Barbara I run it under a cold tap" (Shaun of the dead)

by ThaDoggEgg March 2, 2005

18๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tap Out

During intercourse and nearing climax, pull out and proceed to
perform a submission hold from either wrestling/UFC and you must make her tap out before you have finished ejaculating.

David and Charlotte are mid way through sex, David feels a twinge and springs into action. He pulls out and locks in the ankle lock. Charlotte unaware of what he is doing is easily put into it. David starts ejaculating

DAVID: Tap out! Tap out!

CHARLOTTE: What? ouch! ouch!

DAVID: Tap out! Tap out now!

Charlotte taps out seconds before David has squirted his last drop. David stands up and salutes the imaginary crowd

by beaverlicious October 3, 2010

71๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


skull tap

The art in which one taps another's skull.

AWW shit man... she just skull tapped me!

by MAGGIE AND HAILEY August 1, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž