An Item. It's about time you found out. ;)
Me and Your Mom:
Me: Hey Babe, what are you doing tonight?
Your Mom: You.
A very insulting term used to piss someone off. This doesn't neccesarily mean your mom has a penis, but the thought of it, would piss someone off. It's a good way to get someone to shut the fuck up when they talk a lot or when they ask a stupid question.
*Guy 1: Yeah, so can you believe that Julie is telling all her friend's I still like her?..the nerve of that bitch....
Guy 2: Yeah, well I heard your Mom's penis is the talk of the town.
*Guy 1: "Hey, I wanna drink tonight, so maybe you can drive".
Guy 2: "Maybe your Mom's penis can".
your moms penis
Famous song produced by noughties' rap band Fatty Spins.
Lyrics: Doin' your mom doin doin your mom
Doin your mom doin doin your mom
Doin doin your mom doin doin your mom
You know we straight with doin your mom
Self Explanitory
Dude! Your mom is hot! (See also "Milf")
the last thing that psycho mark, opie and anthony said before they got taken off the air in NY
Related to the term "Your mom," it is commonly used when using "your mom" just isn't cool anymore because its overplayed.
Person 1: Who are you going out with?
Person 2: Your moms uncle.
No comeback if someone says this worse the ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian and your granny tranny
Bill: ur mom gay
Bob: ur dad lesbian
Brian: your granny tranny
SPONGEBOB: your mom a jew