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A smug prick who thinks that he’s better and smarter than everyone else simply for being an atheist, who also shits on others for believing in a higher power. They typically are fat, sweaty, have neckbeards, wear fedoras, have dyed hair, or a weird haircut/style, or some combination of the above.
“Dear Diary, I spent my whole day on Reddit mocking others for believing in God, how do the see people not understand that they are idiots for not being atheists and that being an unhappy fatass is better than believing in something greater than humanity?”
1. A jaded, cynical person who realizes that religion is a hateful, delusional, fear-mongering cult.
2. A person who believes in science over a book that any amazing fiction writer could have come up with.
(Not to be confused with an agnostic, who is simply indecisive about religion.)
Bill: "Considering the fact that the Bible literally says you shouldn't judge people, Christians sure are extremely judgmental."
Jason: "Indeed. Hence why I am an atheist. The world was created by the Big Bang, not some guy who "rose from the dead" after THREE DAYS when the maximum amount of time that a person can be revived after death is roughly five minutes at most."
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You want evidence for the Christian God?
Hym "So, let me get this straight... You are an atheist... And you believe everyone gets a singular wave of experiential reality... And you (as the self-appointed arbiter of acceptable thought) want mine... To be my own self-described Truman Show-esque hell? BOY OH BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! Where oh where can I find the Christian God? OPE! THERE HE IS! YOU SEE HIM!? HEY WISECRACKED, YOU SEE EM? YOU SEE THE CHRISTIAN GOD THAT DOESN'T EXIST? Hold on... I'll get you a mirror... Now go ahead and keep admonishing God for arbitrarily condemning people you don't to hell! In the context of what you're doing? Do you get it!? Do you get the joke!? Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Right!? Cus you'd do it too if you had the power you bald bitch! HAHAHAHAHAHA! THERE! I EXPLAINED IT FOR YOU! DOES THAT COULD AS EVIDENCE!? HA!"
A foolish prideful person who denies the obvious, because he wants to believe in chance.
Yeah, Tom is an atheist whose ego is so high, if he jumped from it to his IQ, he'd splatter like a watermelon.
An atheist refers to two positions:
1. The burden of proof is on those who believe in God
2. There has never been any proof that God exists.
"I am an Atheist because that which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
Someone who lacks faith in religion. There’s nothing more to it, they didn’t piss in your cheerios, they aren’t gonna murder your family, they don’t go into their basement every Sunday to do satanic rituals. The average atheist lacks faith until proven wrong, but that really loud, really outspoken group of Atheist who will turn away an offer if it’s from a religious person but then also carry on for hours about Astrology.
Person 1: Ay you coming to **insert place of religious worship** today?
Person 2: Nah, I’m an Atheist.
A person who simply doesn't believe in God or Gods. Nothing more, nothing less
I have an atheist friend named Paul who is kind, loving, respectful, and quiet about his disbelief.