Cock burn

Like an Indian burn when someone grasps your cock with both hands and violently turns them in opposite directions

Dude last night she grabbed my cock and balls and gave me a cock burn

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Web-Burn

The state of disorientation and fuzzy-headedness that comes from staring at the internet for too long.

It was slow as hell at work today, and I got a case of web-burn right after lunch when I read all of this week's Onion online.

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Malakai Burns

annoying ass indian kid that thinks hes black and screams allah akbar in the hallway

look at the indian boy Malakai Burns

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Mrs. Burns

My horrible, lazy science teacher.

Me: Man when will Mrs. Burns grade our fucking assignments?
Jessica: I don’t know she’s so fucking lazy.

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Burning Monkey

Burning Monkey is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) that occurs when a monkey nuts in your mouth and your tongue begins to burn and swell up because of a disease a monkey may be carrying.

Last night I slept with my mouth open and woke up with Burning Monkey

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puss burn

friction caused when giving a female a front wedgie while wearing a g-string

sharron suffered from puss burn this morning

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burning log

An imminent turd of substantial size that makes its presence known by a deep burning sensation at the point of exit.

"Where's Bob? We're about to start the camp fire? "
"He has a burning log of his own to take care of."

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