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one word eddie mort, he thinks hes black and that hes the shit.
he drives an s-dime and wears south pole clothes and phatfarm shoes
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When a man will put a significant amount of time making you feel like you’re the one that got his heart, that you’ll never be apart and loves you unconditionally and then on random occasions he will start a fight out of no where claiming unrealistic innuendos of you cheating on him so that he can block you and disappear for two days or more to play video games with his friends and entertain all the other women he pulls this same move on. And when he’s gone through the full rotation of females he’s got on his roster, watched all the porn he can handle, and played countless hours of NHL hockey on PlayStation he will casually text you as if nothing ever happened and work his charms to get back into your life. He will play head games with you and confuse you to the point of insanity because of how obsessive you become. He often rides a motorcycle for quick getaways so you cannot follow him to see where he goes.
Hey girl, are you ok? I heard John pulled a Fast Eddie on you.
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His real name is Edmund. An Asian rapper that just mumbles.
Lil Eddy has the best songs ever!
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A guy who breaks out his guitar any chance he gets,even though he sucks at playing it! Can't be joking he has to belive he is killing it!
That bonfire was going really well until that guy broke out his guitar. He pulled an Eddie -van-failing on that night!
partake in the consumption of edibles
Yo Dest, you down to pop some eddies before the concert?
Eruption by Eddie Van Halen is the sexiest guitar solo
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