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1) The day before work day.
2) The day people start thinking about work.
Bob- "Are you almost done with your project?"
Bob- "Cause, there's a crazy party at Tom's place on Saturday."
Tim- "Pretty much done, won't have to worry about it till first monday. I'll be there."
somebody who rushes to the nearest source of food and takes the best seat available
person 1: where should we go?
person 2: let's get food before meatball monday
Every Monday guys cupcheck other guys as a joke, some cupchecks are very painful, so guys be careful and cover your penis!
Monday came and i remembered that it was cupcheck monday, i got to class walking very fast and covering my penis. I saw many guys getting hit in the dick and laughing, some almost crying. Mondays always struck fear in guys, especially me!
A typical Monday morning for Cyborg.
"BOOYAH!" shouted Cyborg as he woke up on Cyborg Monday.
The feeling of irritability, anxiety, and depression that results from being faced with 5 whole working days before the next weekend
Colleague: “Good morning, how are you today?”
Me: I’m Monday mourning so please go F yourself “
The act of knocking over an entire display of sperm samples onto one's self on a Monday and not washing for one week
Dude, this chick pulled of a Boston Monday it was awesome.
the monday after a long weekend of being an idiot, doing dumb shit, or motherless activity.
Joe: Yo how did this weekend go?
Me: It’s definitely a motherless monday, bro. i was at the club catching hella ass and getting drunk as fuck!