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When you rip ass and it sounds similar to a pig squealing
Cooper “I just absolutely shit myself. Sounded just like a pig. What an Oink Pad”
Being envious of people who have iPads.
Once I boarded my plane I took out my iPad. You should have seen all of pad-vy.
The fat found on a fat human being.
Harvey had gained a lot of weight. Maybe he thinks it is famine padding for an upcoming food shortage?
Smoking pot at your house. Possibly even cooler if your parents don’t know.
Chad- Bro mom caught me chiefin’ at the pad last night!
Dylan- Dang man! Did she beat your ass?
Chad- Nah that hoe put 5 on it!
When you poop on the toilet seat and then sit on it.
Be careful of the upstairs bathroom, Jordan left some bachelor pads on the seat.
When you poop on the toilet seat and then sit on it.
Be careful of the upstairs bathroom, Jordan left a couple bachelor pads lying around.
Insult to a person when they are being annoying, or negative.
"I love running."- Bolt
"I hate running and losing to you."- Jake
"Don't be a Fatty Pad!"- Bolt