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splash pad

the space between the bottom of your nose and top of your lip. (where snot and spit often compile)

Girl 1: That guy is hot. GO make out with him.
Desperate Girl 2: Hell no. He's got snot on his splash pad.

by Careili February 21, 2010


Oink Pad

When you rip ass and it sounds similar to a pig squealing

Cooper “I just absolutely shit myself. Sounded just like a pig. What an Oink Pad”

by hensmannnnnn April 20, 2023


Pad-vy

Being envious of people who have iPads.

Once I boarded my plane I took out my iPad. You should have seen all of pad-vy.

by jurvis June 12, 2011


Chiefin’ at the pad

Smoking pot at your house. Possibly even cooler if your parents don’t know.

Chad- Bro mom caught me chiefin’ at the pad last night!
Dylan- Dang man! Did she beat your ass?
Chad- Nah that hoe put 5 on it!

by FortyOppa March 12, 2021


Bachelor Pad

When you poop on the toilet seat and then sit on it.

Be careful of the upstairs bathroom, Jordan left some bachelor pads on the seat.

by JordanBreeding May 11, 2024


Bachelor Pad

When you poop on the toilet seat and then sit on it.

Be careful of the upstairs bathroom, Jordan left a couple bachelor pads lying around.

by JordanBreeding May 11, 2024


Fatty Pad

Insult to a person when they are being annoying, or negative.

"I love running."- Bolt
"I hate running and losing to you."- Jake
"Don't be a Fatty Pad!"- Bolt

by TheDuggarsSideHug September 14, 2016