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The Scratch Pad

When a man shaves his pubic region completely clean a few days before plowing a woman. After a couple or three days the hair will take on a short stubble/prickly like texture. The woman then rides the man and with each thrust she feels the scratchy surface against her. Thus she feels like she is fucking a scratch pad.

The scratch pad I am sporting has given so many girls horrific rashes when we are done fucking.

by EZ_Timer May 1, 2016


Mud pad

The toilet paper cushioning you place in the bowl before making a fecal deposit. The mud pad prevents an anus soaked in toilet water.

Hey, Trevor, have you noticed that Brendan never uses a mud pad when he is on the shitter? He must love getting toilet germs in his anus.

by Dr. Jeremy Soiré Fatherton June 12, 2019


Grond Pad

When you naai your chick in the hol

awe bitch wil jy die grond pad vat

by STOFFELS December 25, 2022


pad crack

When a female bends over and you can see her pad out the top of her underwear and shorts

*female 1 bends over*
Female 2: "honey.... You have pad crack.."
Female 1: "oh my god how embarrASSing!!"

by liam padcraic aiken April 29, 2015


Bloody Pad

a bloody mary with red bull

Red Bull gives you wings so a bloody mary with red bull is a bloody pad.

by Jendave January 17, 2022


Oink Pad

When you rip ass and it sounds similar to a pig squealing

Cooper “I just absolutely shit myself. Sounded just like a pig. What an Oink Pad”

by hensmannnnnn April 20, 2023


water pad

a notebook someone takes in the bathroom with them when they shower or bathe so he or she can write down ideas that come to them as they wash up.

When I get ideas while in the shower, I jot them down on my water pad, so I don't forget them when I get out.

by McWritah June 16, 2015