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The disgusting face that is made when one is about to sneeze, similar to a sex face, and the only way to relieve oneself is to stare at a bright light.
Me: Dude, his rusty planet looks just like his face when he orgasms.
Friend: Does he explode something either way?
Nobody exactly knows what a "Rusty Caesar" is. Most historians agree that it involves hot sauce, a Porsche 914 and the anus.
Ever since the "Rusty Caesar" became popular, Porsche 914s have risen in price due to the extremely high demand.
The act of a guy fucking a woman’s mouth and simultaneously dropping a little shit between her breast as he comes.
Sally was unprepared and enraged when Patrick gave her Rusty Cleavage.
And Patrick invented the Rusty Cleavage when it suddenly occurred to him that the Double Big meal he had had 2 hours earlier had finally disclosed itself whilst his member was in Sally’s mouth.
Verb: The act of jamming a running electrical eggbeater into someones vagina during sex.
Guy 1: "Man how did things go with her last night?"
Guy 2: "Things went awesome, she really loved it when we did the Rusty Eggbeater"
When you blow a hemorrhoid during a massive, rough shit leaving a reddish, rusty colored stool. Very common at rest areas and truck stops from the long haulers stopping in to grunt it out.
I was droppin’ a rusty at the rest stop today before I got back on the road.
Someone was in there droppin’ a rusty. It sounded painful. All I heard was straining and the words “Damn Roid” then a very wet splash.
Pussy that hasn't had any attention in so long that it has become dry and began to oxidize.
Kelly ain't a bad girl. She's just got rusty poon. If she took care of her shit, maybe she might land a guy.
Receiving a handjob from someone using WD-40 as lube.
"Dude, last night after we went to dinner, we went back to my place and she gave me a rusty knocker"