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When a person visiting for the holidays turns the water off to the toilet and flushes to leave the bowl dry. They then leave a large fecies in the bowl, shut the lid and walk away.
While visiting my girlfriends parents for the holidays I left them a chocolate turkey 15 minutes before we departed.
When a girl is getting fucked in the ass and the pussy at the same time.
She is totally stuffed, hence the name.
(guy talking to another guy)
"Let's make this bitch a stuffed turkey"
A really lame way of saying Thanksgiving. See, in Canada, we celebrate it in October, but in the States, people celebrate in Late November.
"Turkey Day" is a synonym for Thanksgiving, as I said before. It is mainly used by lameasses and weather-reporters who have nothing better to do than act stupid.
"Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy, New York! Hope you're enjoying you're Turkey Day! I know I am!"
"Shut the hell up, you stupid arse.
One side of the infamous duo, Sex Turkey and The Piss Weasel, scourge of children everywhere. Hated throughout the world for being a couple of total cunt slapping, cock swallowing lunatics, this pair of bastards can usually be found participating in a spot of online donking or frying their bollocks in butter with a bit of marmite.
The Piss Weasel's just fucked up The Sex Turkey
Is when you bend over with your pants down and u reach around and pull your dick through your legs and start shakeing it.
1, You do this when your driving by a car or ppl.
Hey man let drive by these ppl and give them a dirty turkey
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to use someone elses lit cigarette to light your own cigarette with
Yo,turkey fuck me.
ohhhh thankyou
Bulge in a woman's stomach the week after Thanksgiving.
After poking Jenna in the gut on Black Friday, Nathaniel commented, "That's a nice Turkey Baby!!"