Golden gate bridge

when a man lays on his back with his feet propped up on a stool or couch producing a favorable angle of about 45 degrees at the waist, and a woman stands with her feet shoulder width apart just behind his head and arches over in the shape of a bridge giving him a blowjob while urinating all over his face

Rob: "What the hell is all over your clothes dude? Did Mary give you a golden gate bridge?"

Chet: "I don't know what you're talking about."

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tail gate party

gettin some tail in the parking lot.

I walked her out to her car, and then we had a tail gate party.

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eight inner gates

Eight Inner Gates: If you go extremely fast while jacking off, and in each gate, you ejaculate even harder and harder. When you reach the eighth gate, you can then stick your penis in and out of a girl and eventually die, which is obvious for the eighth gate, but you become a sex god.

Person 1: Yo, how did it go last night on pornhub?
Person 2: AMAZING, I WENT ALL THE WAY TO THE SEVENTH GATE AND WAS EJACULATING SO HARD!!!
Person 1: Pssh, I went to the eighth gate and my girl loves me because im a god in bed.
Person 2: Oh no, you went to the maximum of eight inner gates so now you might die!
Person 1: It doesn't mat-

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Satan’s Flood Gates

Another word/phrase for mensuration or period. Mostly used to let others know that a woman is menstruating without the entire world knowing.

Women 1:”It’s that time of the month again.”
Women 2:”Satan’s Flood Gates open?”
Women 1:”yep.”

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golden gate bridge

When you lie on your back between the chair and the ottoman and your lover straddles you and pees on you while reading the newspaper

When I got home last night, my wife gave me a golden gate bridge

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West Gate Chapel

A holy roller place where people convert other peoples religion, and malest children,
you fat ass!!

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Golden Gate Bridge

sexual position going across two beds, works best in a hotel room. It involves 2 guys and 2 girls. the girls lean over the gap of the beds on all fours and make out while each of the guys do the girls doggy and proceed to high five over the girls.

Easiest to accomplish in Seaside NJ.

GGB, Golden Gate Bridge

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