Public Place Itches

When you’ve been in a dirty public place, likely a city like Nashville on Broadway or the “L” in Chicago and you get home and have to take all your clothes off and shower but still feel itchy.

*scratches itches all over one’s torso after returning home from Broadway and bumping butts with a hundred people
“Man, I got the public place itches!!”

Public Microwave

adj. A public area where a group/groups of people gather in a confined space and it gets hot and sweaty.

The club down on fifth is always such a public microwave.

Public figure

How can you be a public figure on a private space?

Hym "If you are a 'public figure' then you occupy a PUBLIC space and if it's a public space I have a right to occupy it as well. You don't give a fuck about the rights of corporations... Except for the corporations that allow you to sit on your ass and work 2 fucking hours a day while mocking me and allowing the people you claim to hate to profit off of something that doesn't belong to them."

public library

a large building near a city's downtown filled with books, children, and sleeping homeless people

"hey brother can you spare a dime?"
"shut up and go to the public library!"

"shit! i really need some books, homeless people, and children."
"dude, have you heard of the public library?"

Public Restroom

Another way to say "Magic Tree House". The Magic Tree House series is actually just Jack and Annie falling asleep is a public restroom and having dreams.

Johnny: What's your favorite book series?
Jimmy: Public Restroom
Johnny: OMQ me too!

public school lunches

for a country that is very rich America can at least make school food a little bit better

person: hey usa can you fund more money into the public school lunches . America: no lol

Public Slugging

A combination of sexual fetishises including the likes of public exhibition and cum play.

Can be performed alone but more acceptable with a partner.

Ex1 - Nichole and mathew test drove a new Toyota when Nichole felt the urge to slug Mathew off, she aimed his spring loaded nose slapper and let that baby yoghurt fly all over the centre console, then returned the uncleaned savvy little rav4 complete with an added touch of shimmering shine.

Ex2- Matt and Nic had passionate anal sex in a target change room, matt pulled out for nichole to finish him all over a steel grey Grandeur Bath Towel, which was then placed delicately back on display

. - public slugging at its finest