a midget's throw

the distance a midget can throw something. a baby step. an incredibly short distance. very, very close. on the brink.

"I sooooo hornywasted. I'm a midget's throw away from drunk dialing my ex. What to do?"

"To don't. Take it easy sleezy."

or

"That girl's so crazy mean, she's a midget's throw away from pyschobitch."

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throw mud

Attempt to fart and accidentally expel fecal material; shart, poop,wet fart.

I tried to squeeze off a fart but was afraid I would throw mud.

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Throw in the Keys

To allow your home to go into forclosure because your adjustable-rate loan interest rate balloons your payment into an amount that you cannot afford.

"My mortgage statement came in today and my payment has went up $400. There is no way in hell I can pay that. I guess it's time to throw in the keys!"

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throw to Seinfeld

to interrupt important proceedings for self-recognition or promotion; inspired by NBC cutting to Jerry Seinfeld's new show "The Marriage Ref" during the 2010 Winter Olympics' closing ceremonies

Bob loves to throw to Seinfeld, like this afternoon when he was telling me about our merger then totally threw to Seinfeld about his new Facebook photo album. Now I don't know if I still have a job!

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Throwing Bombs

Throwing punches.

Yo, just got done boxing! I was throwing bombs!

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throw dribble

It's essentially a substitute for running game at the ladies (or guys), although many different situations can call for its use:
*when you're hitting on an attractive gal/guy at your local watering hole.
*when you're in the throws of passion with a gal/guy.
*when you're having relations with her/his friend behind her/his back.
*when you've been single for a very long time and find refuge in risque-themed web sites

"Did you see those two 'girls' Joe A Kim Noah was photographed with at the White House? I'd expect the NCAA M.O.P. to be throw-dribbling with better looking broads than that."
"Man, did you guys see that pig he left the bar with last night? If he throw-dribbled with her, I'm going to be sick."
"They all atempted to throw dribble, they all got called for travelling - multiple times. I however had many a chance to throw dribble and judiciously decided to use my moves only when in the presence of NBA level talent and not two star rivals prospects."

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Throwing in the bowel

Referring to "throwing in the towel", this is when you really have to take a dump, and when you just can't wait any longer, you throw in the bowel, giving up on your body, and taking a crap in your pants.

Oh, when I took all those laxatives, I was in the middle of a meeting. I couldn't take it any longer, so I did the old 'throwing in the bowel' routine.

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