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The best time to wear a striped sweater
The best time to wear a striped sweater...is all the time...
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Something whichs members of Urban dictionary have too much of.
Nothing on today lets spent my Free Time describing various sexual positions.
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something both pot smokers and retards who are awake at 4 am think about the universe
person 1: we've been talking about deep shit and our existence for over 10 hours
person 2: is time real
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A quantity of time in which one reads as he/she shits. It is a quantifier of how long a book is, and how long it takes to read. Most books take about 5 or 6 shits to read, based on an average shitting time of 35 minutes.
A Clockwork Orange is a good book, but it's really hard to read, it took me 8 sessions of pure shitting time to understand it.
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A phenomenon that occurs when a player looks away from an area they have been aiming at for an extended period of time in the popular game “Call of Duty”. When the player looks away from the aimed at location, an enemy from the opposing team will attack from the exact spot that was previously being watched by the player. This phenomenon has stumped even the greatest scientists of our time and why it occurs is truly a mystery
Player: THIS FUCKING CUNT JUST KILLED ME FROM THE AREA I WAS WATCHING FOR 5 WHOLE ASS MINUTES!
Teamate: That’s COD-timing for you
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something to say to save yourself from an awkward moment
guy 1: so do you like feet?
guy 2: umm.....yes?
guy 1: nice
guy 2: ...
guy 1: ...
guy 2: oh, look at the time!
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