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Toasters

Another way of describing someone who is a tosser, dickehead, loser etc

Person one: “look at those losers over there.”
Person two: “What a bunch of bloody toasters!”

by Chellebaby109dafox May 7, 2018


toaster weekend

the last weekend of the month or the weekend after a major holiday when cops are out in full force making their "bread and butter" by writing dumb citations to fill their quota.

person 1: man I was only going 7 over the speed limit.

person 2: It's toaster weekend. Cops will pull you over and fine ya for no reason these days.

by violanos January 10, 2011


limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard

used as an insult,

you’re a whole limp toaster”

by Krafffffty February 28, 2021


Kittanning Toaster Lovin

When you shot between the breasts of a woman then commence to titty fucking her & finishing off by ejaculating onto her tits like you are buttering the bread.

Did you eat breakfast?
Nah... but That girl it s gonna get a Kittanning Toaster Lovin with me today when I shot on her chest and duck her like a Thomas' English muffin

by Makeumybitch August 12, 2018


Toaster Mage

Part toaster, part mage, "magical creature"
doesn't know what he's doing and wreaks havoc on forums and message boards... beware.

mage "uh oh... here comes toaster mage again" Is the definition long enough yet?

by BanderaIVVI January 20, 2005


Toaster Mage

1) The usage of question marks instead of periods; or the excessive use of trails in an irrelevant sentence; or even both.
2) A paranoid pieist; hater of cakes, lover of pies.

"I am teh pieist?"
"Yo............"
"Fun times......?"

by Hybride February 20, 2005


Toaster Mage

Toasty. A lazy lazy person. You can stalk him for 2 months and he will not notice. Yes, he is that oblivious. He keeps various odd things in his trenchcoat, such as a disc drive with a Linkin Park CD taped into it. Also very easy to kidnap.

"DAMN COMMUNIST!"
"SMITE!"
"You're the winner of the loser sweepstakes!"
"www.pieism.tk"

by Aimee February 5, 2005