Uber Sloop

A finely crafted sail boat with the properties of AWESOME.

Unlike its more boring predecessor, the simple Sloop, the Uber Sloop is designed for total Awesome.

It's uses are:

Sailing in Uber water, where normal Sloops dare not sail.

Maintains awesome at all times.

Inspires awesome.

Can be used to fire Awesome Lazer.

All who board are considered Awesome for the remnants of all time.
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Only the Best receive a Uber Sloop, acquired only through God.

Or selling your soul to satan (purposely spelled without a capital S), which i don't recommend.

It's that Good.

I among few, have received a Uber Sloop.

God has bestowed upon thee, THY UBER SLOOP.

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uber pull

When you order a female Uber and try to smash

I’m going to Uber pull this bitch

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uber-hooky

An annoying phrase used by hipsters to describe something that is very addicting.

Annoying Hipster: That techno beat from the rave last night was uber-hooky.

Proper Response: Die in a fire.

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Uber bait

Uber bait …

Spiritual gifts again …

Seems I got an upgrade

Even when hiding … inside …

The wind …

Will still come for you

This time it was unawares ..

Caught red handed …

Bit of a theme emerging..

Oh actually it manifested long ago

Uber bait …

Lol seems I can’t help it …

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Uber-heffer

(Derivative of heifer)
Someone who eats a lot and who closely resembles a pizza oven in size.

If Molly carries on eating all that chocolate cake everyday, she's gonna become an uber-heffer

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Uber sikk

sikker than sikk
it also means your epicly hawt

Cholayy: hey charmander you look uber sikk d00d
Charmander: thanks brah!

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uber nublet

a tricky player who is essantially a hustler...semms sucky at first, then proceeds to pwn all

"what a nuble.."
HEADSHOT
"never mind"
"he's an uber nublet"

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