• Description: Medical condition. A term used to describe the swollen female genitalia or anus after vigorous prolonged coitus with a very well-endowed male. CoPD Antonym; Cod
• Parameters:
o Female will complain about being swollen shut.
o Usually with a very large deposit of male DNA.
o Must meet the following triad:
Length
Girth
And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
o The female, through combined effort, will have achieved a minimum of 10 vaginal, clitoral, anal (or combined) orgasms. Orgasms achieved from any position; preferably many positions; with an emphasis on deep penetrating thrusts whereby the female aides by thrusting in conjunction with the male.
o Upon completion of the act, the male remains deep in the female until pulsations from male and female cease and the female Kegel muscle releases the male from her grasp.
o Upon withdrawal, the female swells shut, trapping the male deposit for a number of days depending upon the vigorousness of the session, duration, and volume of deposit.
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen. Urination is problematic.
o Walking for the female, may be an issue.
o May required longer periods of sleep after coitus.
"OMG he FUCKED me so hard he gave me Ultimate Pelvic Destruction (UPD)!
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(Iden is included because that’s how you pronounce their name) This bean is the nicest person you will ever meet!!!!! Super sweet and there for everyone! They will stick up for themselves and everyone else. Don’t mess with them or else you will have an army of 6-12 people who originated from a group chat to break your kneecaps, so you better not hurt them. They care about everyone more than themselves, and if they say they’re fine, don’t believe them because they’re an excellent liar when it comes to that sort of stuff! But seriously, they will always be there for you no matter what because that’s just who they are!
Person 1: who’s that?
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This one is the most tricky of the sloppy whoppers, you need to get a group of friends to gang up on one victem. each performing different variations of the sloppy whopper. you must stick you penis in a burger, get another friend to get his penis in his or her mouth while she yawns, and the third friend to ejaculate on her back. Any one who can pull this off is a lord of the whopper.
We are so gonna get John back for all this. THE ULTIMATE SLOPPY WHOPPER COMBO!
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A man who’s loyalty knows no bounds, trained in martial arts, by an 8 stone sensei, with foundations as strong as the ryvita cracker phenomenon.
Brook the ultimate hero Badass lives near a school
The Short name for it, is UFMP.
UFMP is one of the biggest FNaF modelling team in history, as they have made countless of accurate models.
Currently UFMP's team leader is Crack_IT S.F.M, T . m . and Thudner
They have 40+ team members and a fairly active community.
UFMP are on alot of social medias, including Youtube, Twitter, Discord and alot more!
The UFMP team started back in 2020 where T . m . and Thudner got the good idea of creating UFMP.
If you want to meet or come in communication with the UFMP Team, you can always join their Discord server!
You can find the link to their discord server from their social media's or if you search UFMP on google.
Have you heard of the Ultimate FNaF Model Pack?
Did you know that they didn't want to include Sayori model? So sad...
Hey you see that fucking retard on his chopper sucking dicks? Yeah that’s the Ultimate Chopper Douchebag Faggot
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The version of Marvel Ultimate Alliance for PSP is a pretty good video game but if you buy it for the online play, you are a fool.
Woohoo! After trying to log onto Marvel Ultimate Alliance for PSP for 20 minutes, waiting for 2 hours for other players to join the game, I finally got a game started up! This is awesome- wait, what the hell? Why are the controls delayed by 2 seconds? This is bullshit!
-True story
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