WTF

How to get banned off a fucking Minecraft server. Typing this word into ur chat will automatically permanently ban you from any Minecraft server full of prepubescent dicks referred to as “admins”

Person 1: WTF I just waisted 12 hours of grinding on this role play server to buy a plot of land that is 3 by 3 blocks wide!

Admin (probably squeaker) ur getting banned for inappropriate language

WTF

traditional definition: what the fuck

alternate modern definition: willing to fuck (usually regarding current state or mood)

for traditional definition see previous examples

alternate definition: I'm so WTF right now; she was so WTF last night

WTF

Well that's fantastic !
You can use this word when something good in your life happens

Richard : Dude you killed someone wtf !
Paul : Yeah i know right !

WTF

where's the food?

"yo WTF?" " What?" "where's the food?????"

WTF

What the falafel. The actual definition of WTF will be converted to what the falafel when you've accidentally typed it in the strict teacher's online lesson chatbox.

Wtf is that. --> What the falafel.

wtf

want to fuck

Tomas:what do you think about joy.
Chris:i wtf that.

WTF

Wooo Tomorrow's Friday!

*looks at calendar* "WTF!"
Someone "what? What's wrong?"
"No, nothing's wrong, Tomorrow's Friday!"