Otto Woods is a dude from the band waterparks that is scared of the internet and lives on a farm
Hey have you seen Otto Woods?
an erection from scoring high points when playing a word on Words with Friends.
" That 119 point word gave me word wood"
Your either a child or going thru a mid life crisis. Your also rich. Very rich. Don’t participate in activities, bc then you will no longer have money. People think your in a cult especially when you break out in an 8 clap. You will hear the words Family Camp at least five times a day. In all seriousness tho it’s the best place on earth and you’ll make ur best friends there. Go Bruins 🐻🐻🐻
Hey what are you doing this summer?
I’m going to Bruin Woods only the best place on earth!
A precious tree boi that happens to hang out with a mountain lady person alot, and looks like a tree.
"Dang! Kamui Woods did really good out there!"
Going to the woods is the act of licking a women's hairy vagina.
Greg: Im going to the woods tomorrow.
Damien: gross.
The guy you keep on the backburner who is always a guaranteed dicking when you need it.
"Im on the hunt for some man meat tonight ladies but I've still got my security wood on speed dial."
Mourning wood is a boner you get at a funeral.
Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.
However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.
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