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toby woods

A “Toby Woods” is a great friend with a great personality a “Toby Woods” is easily better than a “Harvey Woods”. A “Toby Woods” is also very funny and likeable if you know a “Toby Woods” you probably know a very funny and also likeable gentleman named “Brogan” or “maathusan”. I

Do you know Toby Woods? he’s a good guy.

by -•-_-•- March 13, 2020


Fancy Wood

wood that is carved excellently, making it fancy.

"Hey guys, theres a lot of fancy wood back there"

by OhHaiDerItsAlec February 14, 2010


Kamui Woods

A precious tree boi that happens to hang out with a mountain lady person alot, and looks like a tree.

"Dang! Kamui Woods did really good out there!"

by ♪Allmighty♪ June 30, 2019


Trucker's wood

Most truckers actually drive around with an intense, priapic erection in their pants a good portion of their day. This is called trucker's wood and is probably the result of prolonged physical exertion (of operating the truck) vehicle vibrations and possibly an above-normal virility associated with truckers.
Truck operators generally don't speak of this to strangers, but on the road they all know that everyone on that special low-frequency radio is driving around the country with a freakish hard-on.

Billy was at the gas station, trying to coax away his trucker's wood with his hands before he got out of the vehicle. It wasn't helping any....

by Trollstoy May 22, 2013


going to the woods

Going to the woods is the act of licking a women's hairy vagina.

Greg: Im going to the woods tomorrow.

Damien: gross.

by 69yomomma April 25, 2017


security wood

The guy you keep on the backburner who is always a guaranteed dicking when you need it.

"Im on the hunt for some man meat tonight ladies but I've still got my security wood on speed dial."

by Savingmybuttforsatan May 13, 2017


mourning wood

Mourning wood is a boner you get at a funeral.

Frank was quite embarrassed when he got mourning wood at his friend Fritz's funeral.

However, he did get some nice winks from the widow.

by scodder May 31, 2010