Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg

Men are like Cheetahs and women are like Gazelles. A smart Cheetah is not gonna go for the strongest, fastest, most alert Gazelle but instead for that one Gazelle in the back wit the broken leg. Why? Cause it's a sure catch.

Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg. No need to explain

Gettin' Niggy Wit Shit

A catchy song by crapper Will Shit Smith featuring a chorus of moaning sluts known as the Bar Gays.

Will Smith: Gettin' Niggy Wit Shit.
The Bar Gays: NaNaNaNaNaNa, NaNaNaNaNaNa.
Will Smith: Gettin' Niggy Wit Shit.
The Bar Gays: NaNaNaNaNaNa, NaNaNaNaNaNa.

Goofing wit da gabbos

When someone is clearly high out of their minds talking to themselves

See that bum screaming at nothing, "yeah he's goofing wit da gabbos"

Can I Get a Witness?

A phrase used when the user is accomplishing some rediculous feat, or is doing something like a boss.

*Serves four aces in a row*
- "Oh, can I get a witness?!"

*Come in first at a cross-country meet*
- "Can I get a witness, I mean seriously?!"

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Wit-Way express

Giving it to a girl doggystyle. Then, after the donkeypunch, you jump on her back and start poking her in the sphincter with your index finger knuckle and riding her around like a bucking bronco. If you can go 7 seconds, you get to nut in her ear.

I finished her off on the wit-way express, last night. I didn't make the 7 though.

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Toyin wit ya cuff

Slang phrase for pulling someones leg

"YO dawg, i just met 50, yo"
"Fa Sho bro"
"Nah, homie i be toyin wit ya cuff"
"Awwwww, dawg, good one"

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Wats good wit the dude

The same as saying wats up to someone

Shan: Hey Jay...wats good wit the dude??

Jay: Nothing much man...you??

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