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While receiving a Blumpkin if it is going really bad or really good you break the bitches nose, thus giving her a Bloody Blumpkin.
"Ronda was so awesome at giving me a Blumpkin I popped that bitch in the face and gave her a Bloody Blumpkin!"
It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!
1/2 cup ejaculate
1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg
Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!
Like a blumpkin, but much better. You have two girls and one blows you while you shit in the other one's mouth and she swallows your shit.
Those skanks loved the royal blumpkin.
The act of receiving fellatio while on the shitter at Fleet Farm in Fleet Farm attire.
Brian: Rhonda will you give me a pumpkin blumpkin?
Rhonda: of course i will!
The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done and they are out of toilet paper they eat their ass to clean it.
Tommy was getting a blumpkin from his girl and he had no toilet paper so she licked his asshole clean. Tommy said dam i am lucky u tossed blumpkin you saved the day
the process of getting your dick sucked by an obese black man at mcdonalds
tom: hey jake, I heard you ordered a blumpkin 2.0 at the drive thru at mccdonalds
jake: fuck you tom you fuckface
A row of toilets in a seedy restroom on the side of a road where one could go to recieve a blumpkin!
Chris Rose went to the blumpkin patch to get a blumpkin.