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Alan is a wonderful guy with a MASSIVE heart. He also has EXTRA big feet. Has fluffy guinea pigs called Spud and Doug, they also have MASSIVE feet. Alan uses a lot of product on his beard that is really shiny and fluffy and nice.
Also he wants people to know that he has very masculine hands (WHICH ARE ALSO BIG).
Alan likes soup and brown hair ;)
Alan is the best guy you could have and if you talk to a Alan and you like him you should tell him I promise you he will like you back he is the most caring person I have ever met and you should tell him you like him because he likes you back
Alan: yo was up
Her: Hi
Alan: let me get in your pool
Her: alr come on
Alan: this is chill
Her: I like you
Alan: I like you too.. I been had a crush on you since we met
The best person you’ll ever meet, a go getter, and a great friend to those close to him
He’s so easy to be around must be an Alan
Alan’s are frequently insecure people Alan and will rarely keep their word. Lying ; omission , stretching the truth comes naturally to Alan. Expert at diverting direct questions. Self reflection ; is not possible , it is too painful.
Alan defines the saying those in pain cause pain.
Alan’s words and action often do not align. Alan can be friend as long as you have no expectations.
Don’t ask too many questions or hold an Alan accountable this may result in a meltdown of epic proportions .
Alan will never admit wrongdoing , or apologies and will defend all actions no matter how obviously inappropriate .
Alan is always the victim no matter how much harm he has caused. This has made Alan many enemies . If you don’t want to be one, just play along.
I know this because I am Alan
Alan can be very unpredictable .
Alan
A very cool, smart , trust worthy, tall , cute and shy person
He’s one of the best people and you can trust on him.
Dude 1: Broo.. who tf is him
Dude 2: * looks up *
Dude 2 : oh! He’s Alan
an amazing person that is very funny and your best friend they also make lots of inappropriate jokes
Alan did your mom last night
Alan’s K is an organic hormone secretion that is produced by the U-gene, that tends to create orgasmic sensations in women.
Her sensations of pleasure are due to the level of Alan’s K she has in her body.
If you rub the Alan’s K hormone ointment on her, she tends to become stimulated in a wild way.
A Sarina girl is easily aroused with Alan’s K.
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