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Another of the awkward animals, similar to the awkward whale. This is when one person leans across another with outstretched arms and holds their position, as if a crocodiles mouth is open.
*Awkward Crocodile*
"Hey, this is awkward!"
The process of being exposed to a certain song in a car,house,room etc. that every other person around you knows and sings openly all the lines to the song,and in an attempt to fit in one makes a desperate attempt to sing along to said music usually ending in embarrassment.
Gary:Everyone was singing Thriller in my car but I only knew the first part of the song so i just mouthed the words quietly thinking no one would notice.
Ben:Sounds like a case of Awkward Karaoke.
A gag used to break an awkward silence . This is performed as a mime. To make use of the awkward ballon, you must make a fist with your hand and pretend to blow into it. You must then pretend to pop the balloon, whilst making a popping sound with your mouth.
James: hey you know, when my gran dies, i'll be rich
Dave: My nan's dead. Thanks for bringing that up
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
(James performs awkward balloon)
James: Did you do the homework last night?
Noun: The gesture of making a turtle with your hands to signify and awkward moment
Adjective: To describe an uncomfortable moment
Noun: She made an Awkward Turtle
Adjective: That was awkward turtle as!
Boys who fail to remail chill after hookups but prefer to run out of the room and pretend you don't exist.
There I was drinking a keg in Capt. Awkward's room, when the boy came in and had to leave without any more beer because of his sketchy awkwardness.
Interestingly, this is the real British Sign Language sign for turtle.
*awkward turtle*
ASL user: Platypus?
BSL user: Turtle?
Cousin to the awkward turtle (official mascot of the awkward moment) As the awkward turtle is recognized by a hand gesture, so is the awkward turkey. You hold your four fingers from one hand up behing the fist of your other hand. The hand with the fist will then stick its thumb out and wiggle it around. Go ahead, give it a try, and show it to your friends. Its awkward.
Hey lover, I have some thing to tell you, sorry I just gave you aids......At this moment you could have the awkward turkey run in.