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While receiving a Blumpkin if it is going really bad or really good you break the bitches nose, thus giving her a Bloody Blumpkin.
"Ronda was so awesome at giving me a Blumpkin I popped that bitch in the face and gave her a Bloody Blumpkin!"
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It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!
1/2 cup ejaculate
1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg
Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!
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Like a blumpkin, but much better. You have two girls and one blows you while you shit in the other one's mouth and she swallows your shit.
Those skanks loved the royal blumpkin.
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The act of receiving fellatio while on the shitter at Fleet Farm in Fleet Farm attire.
Brian: Rhonda will you give me a pumpkin blumpkin?
Rhonda: of course i will!
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The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done and they are out of toilet paper they eat their ass to clean it.
Tommy was getting a blumpkin from his girl and he had no toilet paper so she licked his asshole clean. Tommy said dam i am lucky u tossed blumpkin you saved the day
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the process of getting your dick sucked by an obese black man at mcdonalds
tom: hey jake, I heard you ordered a blumpkin 2.0 at the drive thru at mccdonalds
jake: fuck you tom you fuckface
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A row of toilets in a seedy restroom on the side of a road where one could go to recieve a blumpkin!
Chris Rose went to the blumpkin patch to get a blumpkin.
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