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Butt sex. The second least desirable form of sex that can be elicited from a woman, behind only Bore 4.
Dude, the second she stopped paying attention I just slipped it out and put it in Bore 3.
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This day falls on May 20th. This is the most boring day of the year. You will be dying for some form of entertainment.
Jackie: This day has been nothing but boring.
Bill: That's because it's national boring day.
Jackie: Oh I see.
Poo poo boring is when someone is being boring or something is boring
Emily:Lacy is so poo poo boring Farrell : I know right
When someone just won't shut up and you're really not interested.
Also, when someone is being incredibly annoying.
'Hey look at my new expensive gadget and also my new expensive wardrobe..'
'Bore me later with your bragging.'
A Christian who first becomes a Born Again Christian, and then afterwards that person becomes bored and stops going to church for the same reason as they originally had.
After Tim went back to the church regularly, the old priest got him bored with long-winded and repetitive sermons so Tim became a Bored Again Christian.
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When members of the police force in a small town where nothing usually happens anyway, have nothing to do during the winter months, and look for small offences comitted that they would normally look past, such as loitering, smoking within 20 feet of the entrance of a building, spitting gum out in a parking lot, ect. Basically playing the roll of a mall cop, with a "stop or I'll say 'stop' again" attitude.
Dude, this cop saw me smoking, and actually got out of his car to search me, and do a background search on me, and of course check my ID to verrify that I'm really 18.
What a dick dude, I fucking hate Lakeside Arizona, the police all have bored cop syndrome
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ok then ima tell you the story of hallownest. a long long time ago in a world of bugs, a enormous creature called a wyrm died. but this death was more like a transformation, cause from inside the wyrm, a bug emerged. he had the ability to grant minds to the savage bugs, making them conscious like us. they treated the wyrm like a god, many would call him the pale king. however as the pale kings kingdom known as hallownest expanded, they found that they weren't the only sentient bugs. to the east, they found a lush green area rules by a being known as unn. unn had created its own kingdom, but has grown weaker over time, and the pale king took his kingdom with ease, and made it part of a path to the heart of his kingdom, called greenpath. just below greenpath was the fungal wastes, inhabited by the mushrooms and mantises. the mushrooms had a shared mind, and accepted the pale king, deeming his abilities(such a foresight) a shield from the dangers of the future. the mantises weren't as receptive to pale king, but struck a deal with hallownest. in exchange for their independence, the amntises would keep the beasts of deepnest just west of them at bay. to the north of hallownest was a tribe of moths who worshipped a being known as the radiance. the moths would bask in the radiances light, but when the pale king came along, they decided to bask in the pale kings light instead, completely forgeting about the radiance and leaving her to die. to be continued...
ill be back probs when im bored in class
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