A playa with game well hidden in the closet.
Bitch please...Zulu's not not a balla, he's just a closet playa!
A dirty fucked up secret about your past that could ruin your life. Like if you fuked your sister and no one ever found out
1-"Dude I'm afraid I've got a closet full of skeletons. I'm scared that someone will find out what I've done"
2-"Dude Why the fuck are there dead bodies in your closet?"
1-"You have no clue what a closet skeleton is do you?"
A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.
Bob's new girl friend he's been bragging about is a closet-goblin.
somewhere you go that prolonged exposure to can and will result in injury, death, imprisonment and or an STD
a place where evil dwells.
that is the last time i got to satan's closet. that place is off the hook.
A person of the opposite gender with whom a homosexual flirts to attempt to remain 'in the closet.'
Roseanne is Ryan's closet lock. He's totally gay but pretends to flirt with her so nobody will suspect.
the parter of someone who is secretly gay and doesn’t want to come out. They are used as the protection of their significant others sexuality so that people assume they are straight.
omg Peter was using Lisa as his closet lock because he didn’t want people to think he was gay
Half bathroom used strictly for pooping.
Don’t go in the stink closet, I had Taco Bell for lunch!