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nebraska condom

The action of pissing into an unused condom, freezing said condom until solid, then using it to pleasure your partner.

Johnny: I think I'm gonna give my gal a Nebraska Condom tonight!
Cody: But I thought you were gay!?!?
Johnny: Oh you're right! My bad!
Joey: Who else but Johnny?

by The Ford Administration February 23, 2016


Noodle Condom

The little spice packet that comes with Ramen noodles.

Dude, did you just empty the whole content of my Noodle Condom into your own Ramen?

by COWBOYxx77 June 30, 2021


Chocolate condom

The act of when you fuck someone in the ass and your dick is lightly layered with poo

George told me that Lacee gave him a chocolate condom last weekend when they did anal.

by Katie Ginger October 3, 2017


Boston condom

the age old contraseptive of practing penile-anal penetration

dont want to get her pregnant? Better use a Boston condom.

by ConFe July 5, 2015


tp condom

A cylindrical roll of toilet paper (usually made by wrapping tp around the hand) into which the penis can be inserted for mess-free fapping.

Justin may be a germophobe but that doesn't stop him from fapping into a tp condom.

by Snapchat Noots May 4, 2016


Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.

Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?

by Shuaman April 27, 2019


Life Condom

A manner of living in which your sole goal is to endure as long as possible.

Synonyms: "Those goddamn Orientals"

Take off your Life Condom and get in!

by CHROME POLE October 12, 2019