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When you’re taking a poop and the turd hits the toilet water and splashes your butthole.
That poop was so vicious i got cursed by Poseidon’s curse
It started when I was about 19, working behind the bar at a sports centre for a Young Farmers do. I served the guy with a pint, and he said:
‘can you fit a scotch in there?’
‘Yes sure, no worries’
‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’
What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.
Turn your back on the offending pisstank and whisper your worst barman's curse into the booze
Losing a point at 99% in Overwatch, and then losing the round.
I just got 99% cursed on Ilios.
The most common thing on the urban dictionary.
And here we see a cursed definition in the wild.
The Rosé Curse Rumor refers to a viral rumor about BLACKPINK singer Park "Rosé" Chae-young being the cause of celebrity couples breaking up. The rumor went viral on TikTok and Twitter around March 2023 and states that whenever Rosé takes a photo with someone who is in a relationship (specifically western couple), the couple ends up breaking up shortly after.
The Rosé curse working double time
Them breaking up right after Rosé went to the studio she frequents in NYC. Rosé curse never fails.
The Rosé curse finally came through
Running around in call of duty and then being cross map naded
Me: GET PEYTON'S CURSE OFF OF ME I GOT CROSS MAPPED BY A NADE!!
Peyton: *Laughs*
A disease that, once acquired, is a recurring bleeding of the genitals in a 30 day cycle.
I would fuck her sideways, but she has the Red Curse.