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The term used for a homosexual that has a mustache, and makes Mario Noises when enjoying anal sex.
That dude looks like a Flaming Mario!
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A flaming vine occurs when a male ejaculates or urinates directly upon an open flame (e.i. lighter, match, campfire, etc.) and the excretion becomes intentionally ignited, thus producing a string of fire, the Flaming Vine. On some occasions, the flames can backfire and ignite a persons genetalia, requiring potentionally embarassing medical attention.
And, in 1945, on the night of accidental conception, Mr. Bush had run out of his yearly supply of Colonial Condoms provided by the Senate, and figured that by producing a flaming vine all of the sperm will cease to live and therefore, preventing impregnation. This little plan failed miserably and thus, our 43rd presidant, George W. Bush was born.
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A shot of Bacardi 151 lit on fire and dropped into a cup of Budweiser. Created by rapper Budo. Tested by BIG CHOCOLATE and Grieves. Tastes like burnt hair.
Grieves: "You just gotta pony up and drink that Flaming American".
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When after taco night you are having anal sex with your partner and you get a jalapeño seed stuck in your dick hole!
OH SHIT!!!! I got a flaming penis....
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When you pour kerosene on your dick and light it aflame, then fornicate the ho.
john smith: yo dude, i totally pulled a flaming salamander on pocahontas last night.
meeko: wtf dude i didn't think she could handle it. and how the fuck am i talking?
john smith: ya she didn't even see it coming.
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shaming technique When you pour a bag of pop rocks in a girl's cooch. When mixed just right, makes a foaming froth and burns like hell.
Also works in mouth or other orifice. (might as well cause you're gonna die afterwards anyway).
guy1: Dude, how'd you get that black eye?
guy2: I gave my girlfriend a flaming volcano... the black eye is nothing compared to my blue balls.
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taking a shit that burns your ass hole and singes the ass hairs
dude I have the flaming asscanos so bad I don't think I have a ass anymore
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