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A phrase used to demonstrate lots of excitement and eagerness.
Jerry: Did you hear? Linda is getting married!
Ron: FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME JERRY! That's Terrific!
1. An expression implying astonishment, distaste, anger or amusement.
2. A literal invitation to fuck someone to the point of death with a 10-foot pole.
1. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole, that roadkill is gross.
Person B: I know what you mean.
2. Person A: Fuck me dead with a 10-foot pole.
Person B: Righto. *zip*
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Shoes women wear, with high heels, for loose bitches.
That girl got some catch me fuck me pumps on!
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When something is going on and you're stressed and you would just rather die
Teacher: you will have to do exercises from 1 to 50
Me under my breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip
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An expression of despair, disgust, or general dissatisfaction.
(Upon spotting a flat tire on your car when emerging from the last showing at a movie theater on a very rainy Saturday night): "Well, fuck me naked and hide my clothes!"
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when everything is so fucked up.
Fuck me sideways and call me skippy....i have herpes...damn
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When something is so gay you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.
"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland! These noobs are fucking shit!!!"
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