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have a jessie

An instruction to "take a look" or have a crafty peek!

also known as a jessie deek - peek

(Bill) I hear Christine has a fine pair on her

(Shane) I'll make sure to have a Jessie next time i see her

by ebuygum April 21, 2009

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have a grape!!!

an expression used in response to someone talking complete rubbish.

originally used in response to clueless ramblings of the male sex but became a universal phrase with the ignorant shouting of a mad-woman.

ie "you want this grape about as much as i want to continue listening to what you have to say!"

other person: "you are useless, you have no idea about anything, you are inconsiderate...blar blar blar...."

you: "have a grape!!!"

(expected result: complete bewilderment, rambling to be paused...blissful silence!!, and possibly if ur lucky some laughter!!!!)

by Phoebe and Hebe May 6, 2007

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Have a Nice Life

i know why you're here...

The Death of Marat (French: La Mort de Marat or Marat Assassiné) is a 1793 painting by Jacques-Louis David depicting the artist's friend and murdered French revolutionary leader, Jean-Paul Marat. Have a Nice Life!

by Reunited by Fate June 25, 2023


the english have landed

Definitely one of the strangest French idiom out there. It translates as “The English have landed” (from a boat). So, what is the relation between the English and menstruating? Well, this expression dates back to Napoleon and the British army, then called the redcoats. Go figure!

Guy 1: Dude, don’t fuck with her today.

Guy 2: “Why?”
Guy 1: “Because mans she’s pissy. “The English have landed.”

by Ccs46 October 6, 2017


Have a nice summer

A stock phrase signed by high school students in a yearbook of a classmate they have no previous memory of ever encountering.

Mentioned during the first season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer in the episode 'Out of Mind, Out of Sight', when a student of Sunnydale High who had turned invisible was revealed to have a yearbook filled with the generic sentiment.

Harmony: That girl just gave me her yearbook to sign but I have no clue who she is!
Cordelia: Just write "Have a nice summer" in it and hand it back.

by WatcherMark July 17, 2019


we have arrived

When one reaches the finish line, or otherwise achieves a victory that required great endurance.

Call to all you fake-ass DJ’s rocking dusty beats / Attention: we have arrived.

by Greo Rodera March 24, 2014


have a nonstick do

A greeting being used in more and more of the UK, meaning, i hope your poo doesn’t stick to the toilet. A substitute for a ‘good morning’ / ‘goodbye’

Person 1 : right i better be off then mate
Person 2 : ah see ya, have a nonstick do

by loudestecho October 1, 2022