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Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.
She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?
New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.
Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.
She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?
New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.
Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
A kick your ass drink consisting of a whiskey filled pint glass, preferably irish; a splash of soda (substitute an energy drink here for a tasty yet unnecessary alternative); top it off with a gram of your finest cocaine, because your poor nose refuses entry after years of keith richard type partying.
The double heather is typically seen in the arthritic clutches of a tweaked,grizzled hippie, concocting his elixir on the sly, however, a few ride or die bitches have been known to enjoy this masterpiece.
im crashing hard here man; the double heather usually picks me up ; then we dougie.
Normally a girl that fancies mt10 owners so much that they want to be just like them but they can’t handle an mt10 so they go for a little restricted mt07.
See those girls over there eyeing us up? Yeah they must be mt07 riders called heather.
Normally a woman that fancies mt10 sp riders so much that they want to be the same but can’t handle the mt10 so have to get a little 07 restricted.
Look at the bunch of girls over their eyeing us up. They must be Mt07 riders called heather.
1. Smokes cigars in her barren fields of no fucks given
2. Halo game fanatic
3. A girl who speakes her mind and does her best to escape from her miserable family who will not leave her alone. Adventurous and sometimes lonely. She makes an amazing best friend and she always finds a way to make you laugh! Heather Pummills always have an amazong personality and tend to look for the best in people.
4. Stubborn, reliable, bad shit crazy and Resilient.
5. Rated R
6. If you ever have a Her as a lover, be ready for bar fights and the most passionate relationship you've ever had!
7. A complete Bad ass!!
8.Always underestimated and makes the best coworker!
9. Once convinced a pilot to fly her home to get away from a private institution
10. The bestest friend a Macy could ever ask for!
11. Too bloody stupid to apologize (sincere or not) and take the f*ckin money from that studio before she regrets it
"Hell" or "shite" are two things a Heather Pummill would say.
A person above one pay grade who is a supervisor. Befriends you as your boss. Encourages you to ask for help and assures you it’s okay to ask questions.
Also lies right to everyone’s face.
Dude , I got heathered yesterday, that bitch got me me fired. She encouraged me to take time earned off.