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A skin condition of the area between one's sphincter and gender-specific anatomy in which very recent hair-removal, by wax or otherwise, and exposure to cool air, leaves the area with a purple hue and exaggerated topography, much like Canadian tundra.
I was going head-on into that the back way, but I had to cancel that hike, with all that Canada's History going on.
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Lamest magazine in Canada. And Canada has no history anyways.
Steven Colbert- "Canada's history can suck my beaver."
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A sexual act, where a man takes a dump on a woman's face, makes her give him and blow job, and then after he cums on her face, he pees in her mouth.
Dude 1: "Did you hear what Johnny did last night? He did the Canada's History on that biatch!"
Dude 2: "Oh snap my good friend!"
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A sex act first proposed by Sir Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A. He suggested that it would involve moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup, but left the rest up to users of the internet.
Canada's history is performed by pressing moose antlers into a woman's vagina and rubbing it with them for initial stimulation. After about three minutes, the maple syrup is applied as a lubricant (WARNING: this is not advised). The two people engage in sexual intercourse in whichever position they like. When the man reaches a climax, he ejaculates into the Stanley Cup and the woman drinks the semen from the cup.
There are surely other, much more depraved versions of Canada's History, but this is the basic version.
Stephen: "I heard Sam and Jason did Canada's History last night!"
Jon: "Woah, freaky."
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A depraved American sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. When you bust yo nut in that biznitch, yell "Oh Canada!" cuz its easier then tryin to remember that hooker's name.
George W: I seem to have misplaced my
maple syrup, have you seen it Cheney?
Cheyney: Fo sho! Ize smashing on Condelleeza last night. I made her wear some antlers while I tagged it from behind. I was bout to bust my fat-ass nut in that sweet ass but was running outta lube so I poured some maple syrup on it. That's when that bitch gobbled it all up like a stack of pancakes! I was all like "damn bitch I'm gonna cum" but what came out was "oh Canada!" cause I was so pussy drunk that I couldn't remember that hoe's name. I pulled out and finished off in the Stanley Cup and mixed that shit wit some drank and got my lean on-
George W: Oh snap! That sounds like Canada's History my nizz!
Cheyney: Ya, When I see yo mom's face, I
don't wanna 9/11 it, I wanna pull a Canada's History on that shit cuz maple syrup goes hard!
T-Pain (autotuned): Oh Canada, muthafuckaaaaa, muthafuckaaarrrrrrrr!
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Where the MVP takes the stanley cup to his girlfriend's house, and then, lightly touches her vagina with some moose antlers. After very light penetration, he pours maple syrup over her tits, and she sucks one while he sucks the other while fucking her, then the guy jizzes in the stanley cup after.
The MVP of the NHL championship, usually celelbrates with a canadian history.
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The national sexual act of Canada featuring antlers, maple syrup, and Lord Stanley's cup. The latter has been historically misinterpreted as the grand prize of the NHL competition. It is in fact the somewhat related, but instead refers to the reinforced athletic supporter worn by the same Lord Stanley while playing cricket. Though they are also known as a “Ball Box” or “box”. The act is performed each on the other, and is does not know gender, nor homo or hetero sexuality.
The practice involves reducing the antlers in boiling maple syrup, then ladling the resulting resin in to your partner’s anus using Lord Stanley’s cup. When the resin cures it is withdrawn to reveal a perfect cast of the rectum. You then take that cast, dip it once more in maple syrup, and promptly insert in to your own anus.
Canada's History - Written phonetically:
"We were watchin' da hawwkee, dehr eh? and I got to feeling all Frenchie-loik. So’s I looks over ait Dorleen, and oi says to her…Dorleen…you wont ta do the "Canada’s History"? And she says, sure, Gord,. Oil go gate the syrup, you warm oup d’cup”
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