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Getting ready to leave smoothly in an awkward situation.
To "slide" out
Slang for im about to head out or be on my way
You ready to go ? Im about to slide.
Im tired im about to slide.
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This is THE answer if someone accuses you of being high or drunk. generally used when one's eye's are a bit of a give-away, or when one is on the nods. I believe the unspoken strategy of people using this excuse is that if enough addicts us it while showing symptoms similar to drowsiness, they'll fool everyone.
Wether or not this excuse works, depends on the experience of the accuser with addicts, drunks, etc. This probably won't work with a cop. It may work with a shelter worker, depending on how naive they are. It probably will work on your parents, providing it's late, and they're chumps.
cop: "So, have you been using tonight?"
addict:"No sir, I'm just tired is all...l"
cop:"hand's behind your back."
shelter worker #1 (me): "Your fucked up go to detox. Stop nodding off in my lobby."
addict: "I'm just tired, is all..."
shelter worker #1 (me):"get up, get out! get up, get out!"
shelter worker #2: "Umm, excuse me sir, I think you might be under the influence of some sort of drug, are you 'high' sir? because if you are, i'd have to ask you to leave..."
addict: "I'm just tired, is all..."
shelter worker #2: "Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, let's get you to bed right away... oh, you'd like to use the washroom for 20 mineuts? of course, go right ahead."
addict: "mwehh... thank yuhhhhh.. *underbreath* chump..."
parent "little johnny, are you on the 'dope' right now? you can tell me, i'm your friend..."
little addict johnny: "No! I'm just tired! Gosh, why dont you let me be!"
parent: "I'm sorry snookems."
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Im DONE with this site.
person: LOoks up juicebox*
*A WOMAN'S V*
person 2: Ew wtf are you searching.
person1: I DIDNT WANT THIS EW
person 1 mom: Bibblybobbillybobdumbfatassdisgustingmistakegrossnosepickereaterlactoseandtorantfuckingwhore.... WTF IS THIS
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Jane is having a bad day, Zoe asks her what's wrong and she says,"Im just peachy."
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That you are literal gay trash
Man you are gay trash, that dude over there looks like gay trash , im gay trash
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A WORD USED WHEN you tell your mom your not gay
"TRUST ME MOM IM NOT GAY UGH YOU NEVER BELIVE ME!" this phrase shows you are telling your mom you are not homosexual. Im not gay mom means you are telling your mom that you are not homosexual.
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Joking, kidding, messing around.
Hey did you see that new movie?
Your mom saw that new movie!
What?
Im just messing?
Okay
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