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Conspiracy Theory

If people are unemployed, they make up a conspiracy theory that's insane and the "truth", never mind that it makes no sense. This will give them attention, and if they get lucky, they'll get payed to write a book about their theory, making them some money to pay their electric bills.

The illuminati controlls us all!

$KA-CHING$

by Bas April 8, 2005

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The Fourth Theory

The Fourth Theory states that if there is a Third Theory, then the fourth series applies to the "other."

"While you may be talking about the third theory I'm already talking about the fourth theory, try and keep up."

by craigD01 October 26, 2006

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Dio Theory

When anything you say is actually the complete opposite of what's true.

Michael: I hate you so much. Jennifer: Michael, you're the epitome of the Dio Theory. I know you actually love me.

by UT24 December 9, 2010

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Washing theory

No matter washing powder you use, the clothes will always smell the same.

Woody always smells nice. Frosty's mum always stinks.

by Woody February 24, 2004

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eggman theory

The eggman killed John Lennon. The eggman is Yoko Ono who was right beside John Lennon when he died... yet was never harmed.

Yoko Ono (eggman); a killer.

Yoko Ono's crazy voice escalated her into psychosis which lead her to become the eggman.

The eggman theory proved yoko ono wrongly

by hustla brap March 10, 2008

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Conspiracy Theory

I will point at Metal Gear Solid 3 and say "pretty much that".

Anyone who doesnt trust the governmet will make up bullshit storis because they are too lazy to look up facts like these on, for example, the JFK assassination.
1. There is no such thing as a magic bullet.
2. There were 3 shots fired that day: 1. missed 2. got kennedy through the chest/throat and would have been fatal if the next shot had not been fired 3. The infamous headshot

There are theories that there was a second gunman, or that the bullet made an S curve to hit both kennedy and the governor of texas, when in fact a recent Discovery Channel special shows the following:

1. The governors seat in the front of the car was 6 inches in and 3 inches down from the seat where Kennedy was sitting, eliminating the magic bullet theory.
2. The second shot mentioned above entered through the tough muscle near the neck and shoulder, penetrated the seat and went through the governors seat and torso, exited through his chest and sturck his wrist and exited, glancing off the bone and finally stopping in the Texas Governors theigh.

3. The Discovery channel special used the $12.75 Italian Mannlischer rifle in .30 caliber period ammunition from an elevation and angle identical to Lee Harvey Oswalds position and turned up almost identical results to what has been tested and video taped.

So, for the last fucking time, STOP with the JFK theories and do something productive.

Conspiracy theory is useless

by Cartmaniac June 24, 2009

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String Theory

After you bang a girl with 2 fingers for awhile, when you pull em out and then pull your two fingers apart like you're making the scissors in rock/paper/scissors. Look at all that pussy juice that sticks to em in string like forms between the two fingers. That's the string theory.

"Oh man, back when I used to bang Laura, according to the String Theory, I'd have at least 11 dimensions between my fingers."

by Kuato Lives March 30, 2009

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