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"Put on a condom before you have sex."
GirL:: you BETTER glove it before you love it bcuzz i CANT get pregnant!
A catchy pop-jazz-rock-ish song that's about three minutes long and is decent to treadmill to. It came out in the 60's via a band called The Contours, apparently though it was originally intended for The Temptations, a band that's worth looking into BTW, who failed to show for the recording of it.
The song details the account of a guy who had his heart broken by some OP 'cause he couldn't dance, then later he could dance and returns to OP with this fact and a question: <i>Do You Love Me</i> now that I can dance?' (This link might not work.) Typically, when they performed this, they did the aforementioned dances. The song is simple, cheesy, and light-hearted; but I could see anime characters lip-syncing the screamed lyrics to other characters in their series in a :foeyay: way in an :AMV:, or recommending this for your local gym or ballet class.
FoggyPebble: *listening to Pandora Radio on iPod Touch while on treadmill for the fifth hour that night* Uugh, my liver and gut always hurt.. *Do You Love Me? comes on Pandora Radio* Yay! *goes faster on treadmill*
Somebody: This reminds me of the song Do You Love Me? by The Contours. 8D
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Coined by The Beatles and used in their song "A Day In Life", "I'd love to turn you on" is often mistaken as:
*A sexual term
*A marijuana related term(I want to turn this blunt on so bad)
The truth is the sentence "I'd Love To Turn You On" is often used by stoners and hippies alike who actually know what "Turn on, Tune in, Drop out" means. It's more of a question. Instead of asking "yo bitch, wanna do LSD with me?" you can use the more poetic "I'd love to turn you on, babe". The sentence must always be said in a song tone or the effect is lost. Alternately, you can use the "You are the walrus" speech coined by Slag:
"All you gotta do babe is turn on, tune in, and drop out. Are you ready to go to the land where hopes and dreams are really not? Are you ready to expand your mind? I want you to listen. You are the light. You are the walrus. I'd love to turn you on."
The above must be said in a normal tone and works better if said high.
Guy: I'd love to turn you on babe.
Girlfriend: What?
Guy: It's a stoner thing, wanna do acid with me?
Girlfriend: no, that stuff makes you stupid.
Guy: Too late, that pepsi has enough acid to kill an elephant.
Girlfriend: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?
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Are you playin' your love games with me?
I just need to know what to do cuz i need your love a lot, come on now, do you love me?
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A song by Eminem and Rihanna and easily the best music video of the year, by far. It is on Eminem's new album recovery. The video features Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan in an abusive relationship. They are constantly in this battle between loving the person you hate and hating the person you love. The video was done to show how women stay in abusive relationships beause of the perverse attraction to it.
Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie
Guy: Where the hell do you think you're going?
Girl: I know that I should leave you, but I can't because I love the way you lie.
Guy: Damn right, you know I love you baby
Girl: I love you too
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The action of loving something so much that you uncontrollably push it into your mouth. The resulting action also causes residue around the mouth.
Mate you are destroying that KFC bargain bucket. You love it in and around the mouth.
Brian: Did you watch Game of Thrones last night?
Steve: Yeah man, I watched it 3 times it was that good
Brian: Of course you did, you love it in and around the mouth.
The question a jealous boyfriend or girlfriend asks you. The answer is usually no, but you say yes and go fuck someone else behind their back.
boyfriend: Do you love me?
Girlfriend: yeah of course...
girlfriend:hey, my boyfriend left to buy groceries. Come here, now.
random guy(not boyfriend): I'll be right there hottie
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