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When a woman or female-looking person goes braless in public — OR — is only wearing a bra as a top. Originated in Rochester, NY at the Lucky Flea Market.
That girl is totally lucky flea rn.
To cross the border into America or sneak of of your girlfriend's bedroon without being caught, bitten by a snake, dying of dehydration or shitting your pants.
American: Where's your green card senior?
Mexican: No have card, me pull Lucky Julio and come here to work!
Boyfriend: Her parents almost caught me leaving out of her window this morning.
Buddy: You Lucky Julio, you!
Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
A bad ass, life taking, music making sex machine devoted to BEER and the pursuit of metal .
"I'm having such an awesome day, must be the Lucky Diamond in me"
When a guy wraps a fruit roll up around his penis and smears marshmallow cream on his testicle before a girl performs oral. As his testicles stick to her face he has her tell him “it’s magically delicious”.
You can tell she got a mouthful of Danny’s lucky charms last night. She still has marshmallow in her hair.
When a drunk male with a very large gut lifts up his shirt to show his bare stomach in hopes that a female that will lick his belly button.
Chris Farley was so wasted he took his shirt off in the bar trying to find a girl that would give him a lucky Tabatha.