Male Time

That exciting time of day in which a male masturbates, whether it be in the morning, mid-day, or at night.

"MALE TIMEEEEEE! ..I'm a male, I never fail. It makes me want to wag my tail.. When I come, I have to wail.. 'MALEEEEEEEE!'"

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Male Ovulation

The act of depositing your male reproductive fluids.

She said she was ovulating and I didn't want to get her pregnant. So I shot my load down her throat, male ovulation has no risks.

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Beta Male

In the animal kingdom, the alpha male is the dominant member of the community. He’s like a cartoon caveman, commanding deference. The betas are wingmen, collaborative and conciliatory. In human terms, betas make the best mates. They do more in the house, and probably in the bedroom, because they know how to hasten the greater good. The beta has poetry in him, and a touch of youthful idealism. He’s sure of who he is, and not constantly trying to prove his value in materialistic terms. (Alpha: Your expensive car doesn’t make you interesting.) The beta can earn a lot of money, or a little, but the money’s not the thing; he profits because he works well with others.

There’s something rebellious about the beta male; he challenges the social order rather than succumbing to it. The beta male doesn’t buy in to the basest stereotypes about male behavior, and that’s hugely sexy.

That guy is so unassuming, affable and genuine. I wonder if he's a Beta Male...

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fail as a male

guys who you initially believe to be straight, but he turns out to be gay.

Every other guy Ashlee tried to date turned out to be a fail as a male.

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male diva

A male diva is a man who acts like a woman: he is emotionally demanding, creates unnecessary drama, fusses over his appearance, and wants to be the center of attention.

My last three boyfriends were male divas. All three fussed over their appearance and grew jealous when I received more attention and compliments than they did!

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male shocker

Four on the sack, one in the back.

alternately,

Two on each nut, one in the butt.

After the way you treated Daphne tonight, i wouldn't be suprised if she gave you the male shocker.

Last night was awesome...Daphne gave me the male shocker.

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Regan (male)

A guy with a huge penis who will stretch a girls pussy

I want to fuck Regan (male)

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