The act of masturbating through a chat interface with a partner whom you have met online. You can use text, video or voice chat.
"Christine, you are getting me so horny would you like to start a social masturbation session?"
"Sure Cameron, I want to feel your lips around my pussy."
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When you masturbate util you ejaculate, then keep on masturbating straight after, ignoring your dick's protests.
Over masterbating last night was awsome, the sperm really massaged my penis and i came again within 15 minutes of vigourous spanking. Over Masturbation is awsome
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A mix between the words dungeon master and masturbating. This is used in a game of Dungeons and Dragons when the dungeon master kills the party with a powerful monster then creates a powerful NPC to kill that monster. The dungeon master is essentially playing with himself.
After he killed the party, our new dungeon master began dungeon masturbating with his new NPCs.
Looking up weird shit on pornhub that is festive related
Lorna: We were joking about nugget porn the other day
Emily: Why do people look up like 'naughty elf' and shit on pornhub though? Like why do they need to make their masturbation festive??
Festive masturbation my dear friends
a 'masturbation audience' is an event where a speaker will dramatically retell the most jarring parts of a story in order to incite intense excitement and emotion in their audience without delving into the wider and deeper context which grounds the story
That guy is having a masturbation audience. He keeps telling the story of how he won a spicy wing challenge and won but left out that the wings were only mildly spicy.
When you can't currently beat dat meat because you are with family or in class etc... and you plan a specific time to get fappy and fap.
"Shit, i cant fap now, so i have masturbational planning to do at exactly 2:13, on Monday, August 17, 2023..."
Super masturbation refers to the act of masturbating without stopping through multiple orgasms, 4 or more for men, 9 or more for women
Ever since I discovered super masturbation my life has gotten so much better, my record is 17!