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a very mean woman that lays on the couch all day every day and screams at the top of her lungs for people passing to do stuff for her or just to make noise.This is a very dangerous beast to keep in a house hold they susstain themselves off of making every one around them miserable,and is sometimes known to attack even pets. the king of the couch monsters is marryed to origen and relies on him for every thing except sex
as i was walking by the couch the couch monster attacked me for the remote so she could watch geroldo's special on mateing ant colonys because she didnt like to watch monday night football
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1. a person who has sex a lot
2. a beast who has sex with other beasts
1. i am definitely a sex monster
2. wow, look at that sex monster, hollerrr
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1: Someone who takes shits repeatedly throughout the day
and or takes their sweet ass time doing so and also uses an entire roll ov toilet paper to wipe.
2: Once thought to be mythical creatures ov mexico up until their discovery by Mel Gibson on a voyage deep into the mystical mexican monte, and as ov today have not been thoroughly studied; are thought to either be living piles ov steaming shit, risen from sewers, or just sasquatch like creatures that cover themselves in their own feces.
"Dude, you've been in the restroom for like an hour already, and i know you're using the whole damn roll in there, hurry up you caca monster!"
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a monster that rises from the toilet to put shit in your mouth
a shit monster almost killed a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of mine
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Popular song by Blood on the Dance Floor. First released on the "It's Hard to Be A Diamond In a Rhinestone World" album. Known for chorus,...
Chop, Chop, Chop you up,
IMA MONSTER (HAHAHA!!!)
Eat you like a cannibal
spit you out like an animal
(2x)
SLice, Slice, Slice you up,
IMA MONSTER (HAHAHA!!!!)
Cut you up i'll slice and dice
Serve you up as cold as ice.
Girl- So what's your favorite Blood on the Dance Floor song?
Guy- Well, i'd have to say... Ima Monster, it's such a good song!!!
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A male with extremely abnormal sized penis.
OMG B-Rad u gotz dat MONSTER MEAT!
Sal got dat baby meat but Isiah monster meat GURRLL!
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When ones' taint/gooch grows so much hair that it is not managable, at all
dude, my gooch monster needs to be waxed already.
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