my package needs a stimulus

give me some attention ahorita

girl i am tired of just 1st base, my package needs a stimulus.

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He needs some milk

An expression used to suggest instant relieve to a victim of pepperspray.

Wow, we really thought the girl in that viral video suggested 'he needs some milk' randomly, but it was really us being blissfully unaware of the use of milk to keep your eyesight after being maced. Guess we need some milk.

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do you need a spoon?

a question you ask someone right after they tell you to do some you don't agree with, you could just as easily say no or piss off but instead you go all out and ask them do you need a spoon.

it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...

eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.

EXAMPLE 1.
boss man: You have to work this weekend.

employee: do you need a spoon?

boss man: why would I need a spoon?

employee: so you can eat my ass.

EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked

Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?

Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: so you can eat my shit

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he need some milk

a fun thing to shout when somebody gets hurt

namjoon: *falls down the stairs, breaking 59 bones*
seokjin:
jimin:
taehyung:
yoongi:
hoseok:
jungkook: hE NEED SOME MILK

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he needs some milk

A phrase usually used when someone gets hurt or fails at something.

Jeff was walking with his friend and said "Watch this!" He proceeded to fail at a cartwheel and he fell over.
HE NEEDS SOME MILK!

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sure need new new

a Chinese Internet slang equivalent to "嗦你的鸡巴" meaning "let me suck your (something)", used to make a joke of the man who hide some secrets or make other people have sex imagination. In the former condition, it almost means "suck your dick".

1."Oh!Dick...What the *** are you doing?"
"I'm sure need new new"
2."Do you know how to get a cup of milky white hot drink quickly?"
"Of course,sure need new new"

you might need a giraffe

Used as a response when being asked to perform a task and there is no possibility of achieving said task.

I need your help to paint the Sydney harbour bridge in a day.
you might need a giraffe.

You have to write a 20,000 word research paper in a week.

you might need a giraffe.