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The mysterious and overwhelming urge to have sex the day after a night of hard drinking, despite being completely dehydrated and having a massive headache.
"I've got a serious case of the horny hangover. I feel like total shit but my boner won't go away."
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Someone who is incredibly horny and wants to bang another. May also be a person shouting "Me horny!" to people, with bad grammar.
Me horny! Please let me bang you!
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a slang term for posting or engaging with sexual posts on your main social media account, rather than a secondary one that you’d usually use for that purpose. the phrased spawned on tumblr, after ted cruz liked a vore fetish drawing on his main, verified account.
“real men don’t wait until 4am to get horny on main”
“@_____ y’all nasty”
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The act of doing a one-arm lock-off or pull up while masturbating with the other hand.
The act of doing this in public is called a Harmabe.
Harry: Ewan, I heard you did a horny gorilla on the tram.
Ewan: Nah mate did a Harambe
Horny friends are friends who like to talk about horny ass shit and some how get horny together
My best friend: Wait is it plastic or....
Me: No it's strap on
My brother: No it's a fucking machine
Me: No they all do the same thing geez, now we're horny friends
A teenage male with horemonal problems
Symptoms include:
Having the name Peter
Watching porn on the bus
When you are so horny you forget all rational.
A: “Bro I can’t believe you hooked up with that 4”
B: “man, I can’t even remember why, I was blackout horny”