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A condition in which your sleep schedule is horribly messed up.
Severe sleep madness can occur if in your attempt to cure yourself of sleep madness by pulling some stunt, you make it worse.
Such "cures" include:
1) staying up too long to 'readjust' your schedule: e.g. since you woke up at 4, stay up for 28 hours and then you'll be golden.
2) exercising a lot to get tired and go to bed sooner.
3) sleeping a less in order to get tired enough to go to bed at a reasonable hour the next day.
The cures are almost always failures because they are difficult to do correctly, and usually backfire.
1:
Jeff: Oh god I stayed out too late on a Wednesday and ended up going to bed at 3, but then I slept for 12 hours instead of 5 somehow and now I'm screwed.
Tom: Dude, you've got sleep madness. Nothing for it but to stay up until tomorrow evening and then go to bed.
Jeff: yeah but that won't work either, I'll just make it worse.
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Jeremy: so I woke up at 4pm yesterday. I figured I'd just stay up for 28 hours or so and solve my problem.. but somehow I got really tired at like 11am and couldn't deal so I went to take a short nap (you know, to make it until a reasonable bedtime). But instead, my alarm didn't wake me up and these beer nuts and guiness I'm having are breakfast. I've got the sleep madness real bad.
Chris: yeah that's some pretty bad sleep madness.
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While the origins remain mostly unknown to all but a few select "elite" individuals, it is thought that the term "Mad Seeg" was first coined by a wireless enthusiast named "treatz" who used the it on a discussion board circa the early twenty first century (It has also been suggested that this individual used the term as an alpha tag on a mobile phone). Its use implying ability to transceive wireless signals to and from a mobile handset at a quality unparalled by any other wireless competitor.
Although preliminary testing has not confirmed these speculations, it has been suggested that "Mad Seeg does not adhere to the laws of physics!". It is believed that speculations were brought on by other phenomenon such as PC4 and EDGE.
My friend's doggy cell phone had no reception, but I had MAD SEEG!
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A beastility crazed mafiadeath player.
A sheep is the most commonly abused animal by this individual. Unfortunate players may also be subjected to this players horrific noodz. The effects of this can cause blindness
Rumoured to be related to Shrek and Carrot
Oh no Mad Scotsman is about!! Dont worry about your women and children. Save your animals!!!!
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Adverb:
Retaining qualities of slaves from Subsaharan Africa
Adjective:
Displaying qualities indicative of a porchnigger.
I sold some weed to an undercover cop. It was mad-niggerish.
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Expression in a fight or duel. A new yorker thing.
Guy 1 - Yo you little punk ass bitch ima fuck you up!
Guy 2 - That's mad neck man.... ( taps neck)
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to have an abundance of; having more than you need.
Quite frankly, Shreena got mad lot dick last night. She got mad lot of titties. yeeea boy!!
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