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It's that place where Sailor Bacon Axed me twice for submitting a fake review.

"GameFAQs is like fish. Except it's not a water thing."

"I bet I could eat an apple better than GameFAQs could."

by Cait Sith Fortune March 25, 2005

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wash board

making a person feel like their drowning

wash board: laying someone down with a wooden board, and pour water into their mouth

by nat_shedevil January 30, 2011

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Baby on board sticker

Baby on board stickers are stickers that you stick to the rear window of a car to indicate there is a baby in there.

the intention of the sticker was to indicate that there is a baby in the car so if the car ends up in an accident, people who see the sticker will take the baby out first as a priority. But no! this cringe that you stick to the rear window of your car makes every driver thinks you are one of these distracted rushing parents that are usually reckless at driving and don't want their insurance going up if they get them selves in an accident, they usually blame the other driver/s because "Baby on Board!" duhhh! Having that sticker on their car which makes the other driver/s the reckless twat/s on the road to them when it is the driver with the Baby on board sticker being the reckless cunt. When we see cars driving on the road with these stickers on, we try to stay away from them as much as possible.

Driver: Look there is a car with a baby on board sticker.

Passenger: stay at a safe distance from them, this driver is a reckless distracted cunt on the road, if he/she causes an accident with you, you will get all the blame because duhhhhh! "Baby on board!".

by Person #37878678 March 25, 2020

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Man Over Board

The shout given when, during a vigorous session of Love Making, the quilt is flung from the bed to the floor, one, or more of the partaking Love Makers are then compelled to shout "Man Over Board" and all sex is put on hold until the quilt is recovered and replaced over the combatants.

Karen-Man Over Board.
Chris-"I ain't moving until you get down there and get him back.
Karen-I'm on my way.

by Chris VG April 27, 2007

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image board culture

Culture revolved around *chan image boards consisting of unecessary drama, and obsessions with memes and stupid phrases.

LOLZ! is this drama?
ZOMG.
NEVADA
5chan sux

by The_Cap'n October 28, 2004

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skid-boarding

Boarding on one's own skidmarks.

You take a bunch of fresh skidmarks from your shorts and smear them on the sidewalk. Then you take a board, get a running start, and hop on the board as you slide upon your skidmarks.

"Damn! Did you see my homie straight up just beat the skid-boarding world record for longest skid-board?"

by Eyepatch June 11, 2007

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k-mart board

Cheap-ass $10 skateboards from k-mart that are junk and break easily. Every skate poser in the world owns one.

Skate poser: Hey check out my board!
Skater: What brand is it?
Poser: I don't know.
Skater: is it a k-mart board?
Poser: Yeah.
Skater: Fag..

by Chrono68 June 13, 2007

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