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Organize away

Phrasal verb
1- To disorganize something;
2- To mess a previously organized place.

Pablo: "Where are the TC plates that were over here?"
Callan: "My bad. I organize away everything!"

by Cpt Darwin June 22, 2021


Organ donor

Hey, can I have your organs?

Hym "Do you need me to put the little orange organ donor stick on my license or are you just going to help yourself? Cuz it seem like you just helping yourself to whatever I have to offer is the general theme around here..."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2022


organ grinder duet

loud sex

I couldn’t sleep because of the organ grinder duet next door.loud sex

by 3hourtour June 8, 2024


In a real organization

"In a real organization..." is the start of a sentence that is used to sarcastically mock an organization or similar entity that is being a cheapskate or is doing something unprofessionally. The format of the sentence is usually "In a real organization they do/have something" which implies that the organization the speaker is mocking does not do/have that something even though it should. The context should also make it clear what is missing from the current organization but it can also be explained in the sentence.

If the organization is hierarchical, the ones at the bottom of the hierarchy may use this sentence for complaining. In those cases the "In a real organization..." remarks are not meant to be heard by the ones higher up in the hierarchy as they would most likely consider them insulting.

When used by coworkers as described above, this phrase can also boost the team spirit as it indicates that you have a common problem and suffer from it together. In these cases the form "If this was a real organization, we'd do/have something" is also common.

The word "organization" can also be replaced with anything that describes the environment more accurately: software company, library, warehouse, etc.

Example 1: "In a real army we would've received a full magazine of blanks for this exercise, instead of just five rounds."

Example 2: "If this was a real IT company we would have a dedicated continuous integration server."

Example 3: "In a real library you'd have a dedicated shelf of sci-fi novels."

Example 4: "In a real organization you would've had a raise by now."

by ZeroOne^ July 22, 2010


Disorganized Organization

A way of keeping things organized just enough that even though it's messy, you know where everything is or should be

Friend: you should really manage all the clutter in your bag

You: I'm using disorganized organization, I know where whatever I'm looking for it

by Oakwood Chair Grove January 6, 2022


happy organ

Nickname for the penis, especially when erect

Michael whipped out his happy organ

by EvanKnish October 14, 2022


tournament organizer

A Tournament Organizer ( T.O ) is the person who schedules an event, and usually the person that runs it and reports it. T.O's make sure their events run smoothly, and if there are any problems, they resolve them. They are responsible for the event from start to finish.

Champ is the best Tournament Organizer in the Smash scene! He always runs amazing events that end right on time.

by Maiko_17 December 31, 2016